by Sam Karas and Jackson Fisher

HALL PASS

Starring Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis; rated R

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvqbOPX3wBs

Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are best friends and they have totally hawt wives. But they like to look at other ladies! Oh no! Time for hijinks to ensue!  But don’t worry. Amongst the hilarity we will learn the valuable lesson that men are smelly turd-brains whose every thought is driven by their rampant genitals. Guess the genitals are out of the bag!

Also, it is really funny when old people do drugs on a golf course. Especially when there is a funny black friend to teach everyone how the world works. Oh Hollywood. You say the darndest things.

Reviews from Youtube Critics
Hey wats wrong w/ letting ur guy check out other grls?.. as long as they dont touch.
Surena310

My Friends Mom asked me to watch this with her in her Basement. and she told me to just wear my speedos… i think its really awkward cuz its Winter? and i just 2 of us? thats boring… i mean i rather play WOW.
Eyon26th

SUCKER PUNCH

Starring Emily Browning and Vanessa Hudgens; rated PG-13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrIiYSdEe4E

A light-hearted girl-power romp through the minds of various scantily clad femme fatales, “Sucker Punch” goes beyond simply objectifying women.  It views women as objects, slashes those objects apart with a samurai sword, sets the pieces on fire and blows them up with a bazooka, leaving nothing but the charred remains of the women’s rights movement in its testosterone-fueled slow-motion wake.
What my colleague doesn’t understand is that chicks really like watching other chicks fight each other when they’re not wearing clothes. Because that’s all we’re good for, right? Also, there’s totally a dimly-lit hospital, which means someone probably almost dies and is really sad and that’s Deep and Stuff.

Reviews from Youtube Critics

The Last Airbender with cleavage.
GarnetBering93

The worse film that evar made!
Playerfastuga

Red Riding Hood

Starring Amanda Seyfried; Rated PG-13

Two words: sexy wolves. Could it get any better than that? Probably not, because this movie is directed by the chick who directed Twilight, and most of the set seems to be ripped off of that one M. Night Shamylan movie, which is scraping the bottom of the cinematic pan if you ask me. But as long as tween girls will shriek at anything with smoldering eyes and wicked abdominals, there will be a market for this kind of tawdry filth.

Noticing another aspect of this film may save your very life.  For, you see, somehow the film’s producers managed to get people like Gary Oldman, an actual actor, to be in this Bratz-inspired Brother’s Grimm reboot.  The only possible explanation is that the poor performer was blackmailed into his role, or possible knocked unconscious and then manipulated like a Weekend At Bernie’s style human puppet.  If these people will go through such lengths to cast their film, imagine what they will do to make people attend!  I’d stay on your toes if I was you, dear reader.  Moral of the story: we liked Amanda Seyfreid better when all she could do was forecast with her ahem, weather balloons.

Reviews from Youtube Critics

umm guys ? seriously ? it totally DOES look like twilight. with the trees and the hot seductive guy. and even catherine hardwicke even directed it ! but this doesn’t look so good . . . js.
Twilightobsessive10

stupid monkey people, ,they think this movie is a turd becouse the producers are the same of twinlight,
IF TWINLIGHT IS A TURD ITS BECOUSE THE WRITER WHO WRITE THAT BOOK!
lordcapucino