A letter from the editor…..

Well guys, welcome back. Summer is officially over (as of two days ago) and nothing else is looking good until graduation.

Yikes.

Just kidding. (Sort of)

I’ve been rifling through my mind for a column topic: How to Walk In the Hallways
(Seriously, freshmen? Were you are raised by incredibly slow-moving-middle-of-the-hallway-stopping-either-side-of-the-stairwell-using wolves? ), a political commentary (Imay have this wrong, but I think I may be a socialist and, because of that, parents
everywhere are apparently pushing for me to drop out of school?)
And then it hit me.

A letter from the editor. Why didn’t I think of that earlier? This being my first issue as editor (fingers crossed that the issue actually makes it to print) it seems appropriate.

So I’ve gone and written a personalized message for each grade level:

Freshman: see “How to Walk in the Halls”.

Sophomores: I have no fond or unpleasant memories of sophomore year. To be honest, I can’t really differentiate it anymore. (**I am adding this five minutes later – take English 10 D with Mrs. Gross. It will change your life. That, and provide you with really good inside jokes for years to come.**)

Juniors: You have my deepest condolences. If anyone one of you can find a photograph of the person who thought up putting chemistry, AP Language and Composition, and Pre-Calculus together in the same year, I would gladly throw flaming darts at it with you.

Seniors: We’ve got a prank to plan.

So there.

A letter from the editor.

There is no heading, no real body, or signature, and it is in a column form, but mostly I figure those are just technicalities.

Now go do homework or something.

-Kaley Cook